I Ruined My Netflix Up Next For You … A review on “He’s All That”

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Lily Stinton, Editor In Chief

When I first heard about the remake of the classic 1999 film “She’s All That” I was so excited. Then I looked at the cast list and disappointed can’t begin to describe how I felt. I’m all for influencers trying to make a name for themselves for something other than being the stereotypical white hot girl on TikTok but Addison Rae did not live up to that expectation.

This movie is downright terrible, and I’m not just saying that solely based on my opinion. Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 31% and IMDb gave it a 4.4/10… wow just wow. 

I’ve watched too many movies for my own good and this is by far the worst Netflix movie on the platform. So, instead of boring you with an article about everything that’s wrong with this movie, here’s my commentary while I was watching this cinematic failure.

Oh, and by the way, anytime I say “she” I’m referring to Addison Rae. 

Warning : spoilers ahead

 

This feels like a really bad YouTube movie

I love how everyone except Addison Rae is actually a decent actor

This is… forced acting

Did she actually just throw horse crap at him? 

Pool party scene … Do people actually live like this? 

HER HAND JUST DISAPPEARED WHAT TIKTOK DANCING IS THIS
Why is there SO MUCH autotune 

She talks like she’s dumb 

Why does she move like that… girl stop flipping your hair  

The little sister seems like a pick me girl

THERE IS NO MAKEOVER. YOU SLICKED HIS HAIR BACK AND PUT HIM IN A SUIT. 

Okay that birthday party theme is pretty cool 

1) Why is Bryce Hall making a cameo 2) Why does Bryce look like the dollar store version of Brandon Urie

LUCAS FRIAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH FROSTED TIPS 

“Why did you take your shirt off” -best part of the ENTIRE movie 

Shawn hunter what are you doing being a kung fu ninja 

LUCAS AND SHAWN ARE FIGHTING I REPEAT LUCAS AND SHAWN ARE FIGHTING OVER A GIRL. This is giving me Girl Meets World PTSD

I love how every scene without Addison are the only ones that are interesting 

Her emotional range doesn’t exist 

DAMN THAT’S LIKE MEAN GIRLS MEAN GIRL LEVEL MEAN GIRL 

This mans has a FLIP PHONE 

Yo okay the photography scene is actually kind of cute 

Wow that was an aggressive kiss 

Can she shut up

THIS IS JUST A TV-14 VERSION OF AFTER OH MY GOD 

“It’s only a mistake if you don’t learn from it” well not really how that works but I like the message 

Can someone explain to me why in the prom dance off scene they all look like flopping fish??

This is hard to watch 

Oh wow another non inspiring emotional speech

Aww the song from the first movie that’s cute

THIS MANS DID NOT RIDE IN ON A HORSE. NO.

I’ve never seen someone fake being a pain so hard before

Those are really stupid tattoos

The parody with Chris Evans had more emotional range than whatever this is. 

This movie is a solid .05/5 stars, don’t waste 90 minutes losing brain cells. 

 

If by some insane reason you’re still interested in watching this movie, don’t. Just go on TikTok and watch the roasts.