Tips and tricks for the Homecoming Dance: Protips
The unwritten rules of Homecoming now in print
September 11, 2014
My friends and I were sitting around and talking one day about some of the “unwritten rules” of the Homecoming Dance. We came up with a plethora of little tidbits of information that may not necessarily be known to everybody. I pooled everybody’s ideas and narrowed it down into 24 protips that will make your homecoming night a successful endeavor:
- Don’t get to the dance on time — 20 minutes late is fine, but 30 minutes late is too late.
- Get your date a corsage — one that matches her dress as closely as possible.
- If you’re a girl, feel free to take your shoes off (bring a pair of flats or something that is more comfortable). If you’re a guy, keep your shoes on! (#athletes foot).
- It is okay to go with a girl taller than you.
- Do not ditch your date to dance with someone else.
- Don’t be afraid to wear bright colors.
- Don’t wear tennis shoes.
- Don’t wear long dresses.
- Unless it fits really well, don’t wear a strapless dress. Also, if it’s too short in the dressing room it will be too short during the dance.
- Try your best to match colors or at the very least don’t clash.
- Ask a girl to the dance face-to-face! Don’t text her or use any form of social media.
- Act like a gentleman, especially in front of the parents. And shake her dad’s hand!
- Stay off your phone.
- Even if you didn’t have a great time, post a photo to Instagram or Twitter talking about the good time you had.
- Don’t forget your tickets at home. Also, buy her ticket.
- Homecoming is not the back to school dance!
- Don’t put on too much cologne/ perfume! Use it, just not too much.
- Clean your car. Also clean off any tags left behind by the Wild Warrior Women.
- Be loose, but not too loose.
- Freshen your breath after dinner.
- Do your hair in a way that will maintain itself.
- Don’t assume somebody is who you think they are from behind; make sure you see their face before approaching.
- Leave with everybody you came with (unless other plans were previously arranged).
- If her name is a triple word score in Scrabble, don’t take her.
Protip: Don’t fire unless fired upon. Meaning don’t try to kiss her unless she makes a move first.